Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

7:00 pm           Opening flag burning

7:15 pm           Pledge of Allegiance - (in Spanish)

7:20 pm         Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm         Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm         Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm         Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm         How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm            Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm         Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm         Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm         Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:0 5 pm      Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm       Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm       Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm       How George Bush Brought Down the Twin Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am       "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am       Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am       Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am       V-P Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am       Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great Satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am       Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am         Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am         Coronation of B H O

1:30 am         Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am         Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home